* If you eat a piece of cake while you are running, do those calories count?
* Are those people looking at me and wondering how a beached whale came to be running down their street?
* If I were in a car, I'd run that skinny-girl down and make it look like an accident!
*It is easier to eat a cheeseburger than it is to run a mile.
*My stopwatch is broken. Why is it that it goes so fast during the time that I am recovering and so slow while I am running?
*If I run really slow for my minute and a half, the time will go faster (WHAT???? Sometimes, my thought processes scare me!).
*Oh my gosh, that car just whizzed by me. I could get killed out here. I could eliminate that risk by staying in bed...it's much safer.
8 comments:
I think of number 2 every time I run. I run around a campus and everytime a 22 year old co-ed flies past me, I get that feeling.
Oh, I recognise #2 as well! I even try and hold my tummy in when I run past people, it'd be funny if it wasn't so flipping tragic!
I have really been enjoyed reading your blog and continue to do so. I am training to run the Snowdon Marathon here in the UK. 3 years ago i was clinicly obese but through running im now in the overwieght bit you see on charts etc.
Keep the running and the blog up its great stuff :)
Sorry about my spelling i didnt check doh!
LOL. Very nice. Keep up the positive attitude!
Haha Vic, I do that too! So funny. I bet even supermodels do it.
I am soooo with Vic on this one.
You don't even want to get in my head when I run. I think really morbid thoughts for some reason on most days.
As for your first comment. No, the calories don't count. However, it vetos any potential baked goods later. I know. It's bit me in the ass before.
I run 5x a week, at least 2miles at a time, and yet, I still weigh 210...so I'm loving these thoughts!
Keep it up...it's worth it when you pass the skinny girl cause she cant breathe anymore...
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